Monday, November 29, 2010

Church Typos

Got this funny email from my buddy, Reegie, and thought I'd share:

The following have all appeared in church magazines so let us thank God

for church ladies with typewriters...

Next weekend's "Fasting & Prayer Conference in Whitby" includes all meals.
Sunday morning sermon: 'Jesus Walks on the Water'
Sunday evening sermon: 'Searching for Jesus.'
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things

not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
Smile at someone who is hard to love.
Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious

pleasure to the congregation .
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir They need all the help they can get.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends

a friendship that began in their school days.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early

and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members

and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will

be used to cripple children.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Pot luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the

basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.

Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their

electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The school drama group will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church hall on

Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use

large double door at the side entrance

Friday, November 19, 2010

My First Booksigning!!!!!!

Kentucky Romance Writers sponsors
a multi-author book signing:

Anya Bast
Cat Shaffer
Crystal-Rain Love (That's me!)
Jan Scarbrough
Jules Bennett
Maddie James
Magdalena Scott
Renee Vincent
Shiloh Walker
Teresa Reasor
Toni Blake
Jennifer Johnson
Tonya Kappes

WHERE: Joseph-Beth Booksellers

Lexington Green Mall

WHEN: November 20, 2010
2-4 p.m.

I'll be signing print copies of Blood Revelation Book One: Blood Curse

Come on out and see me!

Monday, November 15, 2010

NEW COVER!!! Second Chance Cowboy

I love getting new covers. They're like presents. ;)

This is the cover of Second Chance Cowboy, the first of I hope many stories set in Cook County, Colorado. I haven't received a release date yet, but will post that as soon as I get it.

Hopefully I will be getting the cover art to Slayer's Prey soon and of course will post it right away!

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Daddy, How Was I Born?

haha.... A joke emailed to me by my brother. Too cute:

Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born ?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Scroll down...You'll love this .......

'You got Male!